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To Smouse..
To,"shit",Poo,Crap and or Deficate on a car Bonnet.
"i been out smousing car baaad Man!
Smouse the bicthes car! "you been smoused"
Smousing by zzif June 12, 2011
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Smouting 

A: I'm mad at you!!!
B: oh really bitch?
A: Yeah but he still looks trash

I'm sad but kinda happy, hmm smiling and

pouting? Smouting? Smouting. Smouting
B: you just made a word cuz you're sad and happy, that's cool
Smouting by Asia_mnstr April 6, 2020

Spousing 

being forced to dry hump any given object by all of your closest male friends
steger's episode of spousing his mom lead to his friends questioning if he suffered from the oedipus complex
Spousing by Humey2 January 2, 2009

Smocusing 

the buildup of mucus caused by smoking

the act of procuring mucus by smoking heavily
"My cold is smocusing really bad"
"My smocusing makes me want to quit nicotine bro"
"Smocusing my cold away *sniffle* *snort* *wheeze*"
Smocusing by ArtimusLeton November 4, 2012
the act of putting a razor blade into a womens vagina and then having intercourse with it inserted
i was sousing a girl so hard last night with my big twelve incher
sousing by oopsie October 10, 2009
Scousing, to scouse, the act in which an Englishman(or by any extension anyone from the British Isles) confounds someone of foreign birth with their bombastic language/accent.
Typically used in a sentence, often by foreigners, like "Are you scousing me?" "I feel scoused" or "I am going to scouse this Ludwig".
Originating in the winterlands of Gamlastan, this term is finding an uptick in Scandanavian posters on internet forums, imageboards and instant messaging servers.
Oi, you scousing me?
Feel like cena is scousing me!
aw, mate, she scoused me rotten last night
Scousing by Scootadoot February 6, 2021
Stop Scousing man
Scousing by WordAdder5000 June 13, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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