Smortus

To have sex with a dead corpse. The verb form of necrophilia.

I smortused the body until all the formalin leaked out.

by sigmundgrudavski May 9, 2022

Smorvus

(Adjective is smorvic) A person that inspires hate in people that they meet.

“Wow that person is being a smorvus today”

by OrangeSpoodle September 15, 2023

Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".

Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.

by niggerfagatron6422 June 8, 2018

Smotus

an disturbing person who has no situational awareness, and completely lacks the ability to walk as a normal person.
furthermore the person only targets the ugly women because they can't get with any good looking women

Smotus being defined as someone who can't act as a normal person

by dinfar321 October 9, 2023

Shortus

A very attractive plus-size woman.

Plural: shorti (short-eye)

I saw a gorgeous shortus walking out of a Fresh Choice yesterday.

by The Never Ending Penis June 7, 2011

smorgusporn

A vast variety of pornography.

Wow, you've got quite a smorgusporn on your computer.

by Damiano75 March 1, 2008

Sportus interruptus

When your mother-in-law cuts off the nailbiter game 2 minutes before the finish.

She said she recorded the game for us, but the Suns-Mavs game suffered from sportus interruptus.

The Pack went into overtime but the recording ran out, a coitus interruptus bummer!

by Hifalutin! January 20, 2022