Shortus

A very attractive plus-size woman.

Plural: shorti (short-eye)

I saw a gorgeous shortus walking out of a Fresh Choice yesterday.

Shortus by The Never Ending Penis June 7, 2011

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

jerking shorts by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Moldy Shorts 

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.

Moldy Shorts by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010

shortfusd 

Shortfusd (stylized as "shortfusd," also referred to as "shawtie") is a Canadian variety / rage streamer on Twitch.

As of October 29th, 2023, shortfusd has amassed 930 followers and maintains an average view count between the 20s and 30s. He is well known for his easy-going demeanor and fun personality, sharing various inside jokes with his chat members and his utility bots (the most popular of which being a lesser known counting bot, a_n_i_v). He is also growing a mustache, of which his chat members have both praised and condemned.

Shawtie is often self-described as a cool dude and a Jump King master, of which have been frequently contested. His main games typically consist of games well-known for their strenuous difficulty and time-consuming nature, such as Celeste, Jump King, Getting Over It, and Genshin Impact. His UID is accessible via the in-chat command "!uid".

His current Jump King record is just above 70~ hours, and he frequently makes continuous and sisyphean efforts to increase that. The chat members of shortfusd, while strange, have continued to support his endeavors and hope to see him grow in the future. Most expert analysists agree that, within the next few hours, shortfusd will grow to be a prosperous and strapping young man, and that his popularity might follow suit.

Person 1: Hey, there's a shortfusd stream today!
Person 2: oh you're a shortfusd viewer
Person 3: eww a shortfusd viewer
Person 4: let's sacrifice that shortfusd viewer

shortfusd by columbina's #1 fan October 29, 2023

Shortism 

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.

“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”

Shortism by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021

YouTube shorts

A variety of the tiktok disease with out the tiktok watermark.

Generally, has tiktok reposts. Mostly has staged pranks, unfunny jokes, dangerously fake facts and more.

My friend likes YouTube shorts. I think something’s wrong with him.

YouTube shorts by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021

Pizza shorts 

Extremely tight jean short cut offs worn by a pizza maker, covered in flour and sauce.

Those are some tight pizza shorts!

Pizza shorts by Kkkrazy123 September 18, 2016