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Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".
Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.
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smorgasborgasm 

Smorgasborgasm was reached by all 8 participants as soon as the roasted pig arrived.
smorgasborgasm by Ed the Almighty February 10, 2004

smorgasblog 

A blog entry in which the writer writes about several different, often unrelated topics.
In yesterday's smorgasblog he wrote about everything from global warming to what he had for breakfast to how he hates golf to his travel plans for next summer.
smorgasblog by Aibosi April 26, 2007

smorgasborg 

A whole lotta shit dude!
It was a veritable smorgasborg of clown pr0n.

"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"
smorgasborg by DeadMan January 20, 2004

Smorgasborg 

A good word to replace, " one million times too many"
Billy got hit by a smorgasborg of punches!
Smorgasborg by [GD] CycloneDasher November 1, 2017

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026