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Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".
Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.
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smorgasborgasm 

Smorgasborgasm was reached by all 8 participants as soon as the roasted pig arrived.
smorgasborgasm by Ed the Almighty February 10, 2004

smorgasblog 

A blog entry in which the writer writes about several different, often unrelated topics.
In yesterday's smorgasblog he wrote about everything from global warming to what he had for breakfast to how he hates golf to his travel plans for next summer.
smorgasblog by Aibosi April 26, 2007

smorgasborg 

A whole lotta shit dude!
It was a veritable smorgasborg of clown pr0n.

"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"
smorgasborg by DeadMan January 20, 2004

Smorgasborg 

A good word to replace, " one million times too many"
Billy got hit by a smorgasborg of punches!
Smorgasborg by [GD] CycloneDasher November 1, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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