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Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".
Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.
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smorgasborgasm 

Smorgasborgasm was reached by all 8 participants as soon as the roasted pig arrived.
smorgasborgasm by Ed the Almighty February 10, 2004

smorgasblog 

A blog entry in which the writer writes about several different, often unrelated topics.
In yesterday's smorgasblog he wrote about everything from global warming to what he had for breakfast to how he hates golf to his travel plans for next summer.
smorgasblog by Aibosi April 26, 2007

smorgasborg 

A whole lotta shit dude!
It was a veritable smorgasborg of clown pr0n.

"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"
smorgasborg by DeadMan January 20, 2004

Smorgasborg 

A good word to replace, " one million times too many"
Billy got hit by a smorgasborg of punches!
Smorgasborg by [GD] CycloneDasher November 1, 2017
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026