Smorvus

(Adjective is smorvic) A person that inspires hate in people that they meet.

“Wow that person is being a smorvus today”

by OrangeSpoodle September 15, 2023

Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".

Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.

by niggerfagatron6422 June 8, 2018

smorgusporn

A vast variety of pornography.

Wow, you've got quite a smorgusporn on your computer.

by Damiano75 March 1, 2008

Smortus

To have sex with a dead corpse. The verb form of necrophilia.

I smortused the body until all the formalin leaked out.

by sigmundgrudavski May 9, 2022