Smorgasporn
(Noun): A large and varied amount of Porn, typically internet Porn, on a computer hard drive or hidden somewhere in one's bedroom.
Smorgasporn by celticdr January 27, 2011
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Dairy Smorgasbord
When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
Dairy Smorgasbord by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009
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Dairy Smorgasbord
When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese
Dairy Smorgasbord by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009
smorgasbored
When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.
- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.
smorgasbored by neoclassique August 4, 2009
Smorgasboredom
The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.
Smorgasboredom by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009
Gaylord Smorgasbord
1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
Smorgasbong
1. A piece that is filled up with all different types of weed.
2. Multiple pieces each filled with a different type of weed smoked in quick succession.
2. Multiple pieces each filled with a different type of weed smoked in quick succession.
Smorgasbong by the judester January 20, 2009
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