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run this smoothly 

captures the act of speaking of personal things that make you very emotional resisting the reflex to shut down completely or joke it off.
"Tell me about your daughter. Is she nice? What kinds of things is she into?"
"I shall run this smoothly, Madam, she is currently ..."
run this smoothly by Krkič January 3, 2022

rate my smoothy 

This is when a lady shaves her naughty parts totally bare and has friends vote on how much they like it.
Cindy shaved her vigina and showed it to all of her girl friends and asked them to "rate my smoothy". on a scale of 1-10
rate my smoothy by eddie21 February 3, 2010

banana smoothy 

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?
A smoothy talkin person, someone who has a way with words!
Kavan "hey what ya sayin? 369 Damn Your Fine!!"

Tara "Thank you, your a rare smoothy!"

Kavan "if you think i have a way with word, you should see me paint a picture!!, Che Mayn!!"
smoothy by Kavan December 28, 2005
an iron, something that smoothes wrinkles
i went to my ho's house to get some stank on my hang down and she hit me with a smoothy
smoothy by fruetel November 10, 2008

smoothy outercourse 

When a women's vagina is too small for intercourse, so the man must rub his penis on the outside of it instead
Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.
smoothy outercourse by GalenG January 11, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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