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The opposite of smooth. Lacking smooth or ease.

Traffic, a flat tire, and a speeding ticket made the trip smoothless.

smoothless by Dave DDDDDDDDd April 14, 2008

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smoothless

Not smooth. Rough. Socially inept.

I had a smoothless night last night, didn't sleep a wink.

That sandpaper is smoothless.

His approach to picking up women is so smoothless that he never gets a date.

smoothless by Poolshark53 February 26, 2010

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rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

rub smoothies by 50 cal August 20, 2009

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Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

Captain Smoothness by Frazier May 30, 2006

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smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

smoothness by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

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grabbing smoothies

Too grab each other's private parts in such a manor to cause arouse.

We're just grabbing smoothies.

grabbing smoothies by khoaiister August 16, 2009

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Smoothies

Fruity drinks that rock your world in there many flavors!

omg lets go buy some smoothies!

Smoothies by heartbroken14 </3 August 7, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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