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1. Someone who is beyond smooth, and has shown fantastic grace and ability in the act of seducing those of the opposite gender

2. When a guy tries to slide into the dms but in real life
Have you seen Sebastian talking to that girl?

Yeah, he's such a smoothlord.
by Nuclear Toast November 27, 2016
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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