Smoothdog
Smoothdog by Lieutenant Frank Drebin June 27, 2017
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Smoothio
(noun) An extremely suave individual. Also can be used as a sarcastic, derogatory term. In the negative connotation, it is generally written in italics. Originating in Eugene, Oregon circa 1997 with the nicknaming of one "Smoothio The Cat" -- a hyperactive kitten that was quite entertaining and believed to be on a permanent drug euphoria due to ingesting catnip. The actual coining of the term is credited to Andrew of "Che Mattina" & "Dos Banos" infamy. It is now a commonly used term on Myspace.com and other blog sites and has been perpetuated by Flax, president of Smoothio Films. See also "Smoothia", the female variation of this term originated by Irene.
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Smoothdog • Smooth Dollars • Smooth Together • smoothdick • SmoothieGMD • smoothing • smoothing it • slothdog • SmithDog • smooshdolla
smoothing the cat
1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.
2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.
2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.
1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"
Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"
2. "I love smoothing our new cat"
Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"
2. "I love smoothing our new cat"
smoothing the cat by Conan1992 March 30, 2011
smoothing one out
smoothing one out by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008
smoothing it
The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.
ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.
JERRY: You have a standard fake?
ELAINE: Mm-hmm.
JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*
ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!
JERRY: You have a standard fake?
ELAINE: Mm-hmm.
JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*
ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!
smoothing it by blacklung4 June 10, 2011
shark smoothing
When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
shark smoothing by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
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