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Smoothdick

One who masturbates so much there are no longer ridges in their penis. Similar use to neckbeard.
You know those guys who are always hanging around the GameStop? Fucking smoothdicks.
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smoothdick

saying good job to someone in a way that makes them feel uncomfortable.
wow you finished fixing all the cars. smoothdick
smoothdick by artytork April 27, 2009

Smoothdick

Engaging in the act of sex with a female without the use of a condom. Usually aimed more towards hook ups and one night stands.
John: Hey Roscoe that blonde chick from the party wants me to go home with her.
Roscoe: You better not smoothdick that hoe because Aaron and Greg both smashed her last week she might have the clap.
Smoothdick by Donnysinatra November 26, 2017

Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.

smoothneck 

Someone who is not a member of something awful (a neckbeard)
"Hey look at that smoothneck over there."
smoothneck by pajamapants March 27, 2009

Smoothicide 

The act committed when an artist ages and loses one's "edge" or sense of cool.
Sting committed smoothicide when he went solo.

smoothcock 

The way young men try to talk-up their penises to others so they don't sound so gross and unappealing
"I want her to suck my smoothcock😏"
smoothcock by Baewatch2015 November 16, 2015
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