Smoothdick

One who masturbates so much there are no longer ridges in their penis. Similar use to neckbeard.

You know those guys who are always hanging around the GameStop? Fucking smoothdicks.

by Fagioli Supreme May 5, 2018

smoothdick

saying good job to someone in a way that makes them feel uncomfortable.

wow you finished fixing all the cars. smoothdick

by artytork April 27, 2009

Smoothdick

Engaging in the act of sex with a female without the use of a condom. Usually aimed more towards hook ups and one night stands.

John: Hey Roscoe that blonde chick from the party wants me to go home with her.
Roscoe: You better not smoothdick that hoe because Aaron and Greg both smashed her last week she might have the clap.

by Donnysinatra November 26, 2017

Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.

“Officer Smooth Dick”

by ShadesOn May 29, 2018

smoothneck

Someone who is not a member of something awful (a neckbeard)

"Hey look at that smoothneck over there."

by pajamapants March 27, 2009

Smoothicide

The act committed when an artist ages and loses one's "edge" or sense of cool.

Sting committed smoothicide when he went solo.

by Norman Schlenkmanhopfer April 12, 2008

smoothcock

The way young men try to talk-up their penises to others so they don't sound so gross and unappealing

"I want her to suck my smoothcock😏"

by Baewatch2015 November 16, 2015