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(noun) A vagina. A mans pleasure palace/receptacle. Commonly used as a derogatory term for the reproductive organ of a women.
Hey bro, I wrecked your sisters smoonge last night.
Smoonge by Speirs June 6, 2010
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1. (verb) To smash an orange in, on or around anyone or anything.

2.(verb) The act of smashing an orange.

3.(noun) A word that ryhmes with orange.
The bus-driver would not stop yapping so little Timmy opened his lunch bag and pulled out an orange which he used to smornge her in the face!
Smornge by @Console_Harmony March 29, 2020
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the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.
Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.
smooge by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012
An accumulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).
Damn, the smog in Mexico City causes some wicked smoogers.
Smooger by Cooperrrrrrrr March 30, 2009
Smoogel is a popular person over the internet mainly because of wow (World of Warcraft) and the Call of Duty series.
Smoogel has entered a series of huge gaming clans (on cod 4) with some of the best players there.
Smoogel uses a series of bots on World of Warcraft and is also know as 'botting legend' in some cases.
Smoogel
Smoogel by Gaminggeekkkk November 27, 2009
Can mean absolutely anything. Can be used in any context. Make it mean what you want.

PRONOUNCED: "smooge". The silent "H" is there for effect.

"I totally smoohged her last night"
"Can I smoohge you?"
"Your a smoohge".
smoohge by omgwtfbbqsauce May 27, 2008
1. A stoonge (insult) is the worst insult on the planet to any person on the planet *liks calling someone a f*ing moron but 10x worse

2. Another word for penis
I'm going to whip out my stoonge.
You r the biggest stoonge on the planet
stoonge by Stoongeheadedyak July 15, 2017
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