Smoodge

(Noun) The area in which one keeps its paraphernalia while smoking marijuana.

And/or

(Noun) One's collectionof marijuana paraphernalia brought out each time one smokes.

"You messed up my smoodge when you sat down!"

"Go grab the smoodge beforenwe sit down to watch Face Off."

by smileitsalexz September 1, 2013

smoodge

when you tongue someones bum and then, with poo on lips, proceed to kiss your partner

Kyle smoodged you.
Kyle gave you some smoodge.
Kyle is a smoodge.
Kyle is the smoodge.

by tracknumberseven January 23, 2009

Smoodge

v. to squeeze between two people unceremoniously and without invitation.

Chantel: Emily, stop trying to smoodge between me and Taylor.
Emily: But there's no room anywhere else!!!

by EMYB111 November 3, 2010

Smoodge pick

To pick up dog poop in the yard.

(Aubrey) Hey Gina, Dad says we need to smoodge pick today.
(Gina) But I picked up Ellie's poop yesterday!

by Nurse Aubs March 31, 2010

Smoodie

Unique young girl, bestowed the name by her biological father.

Smoodie has a brood of Smoodmen.

by Smoodie September 23, 2018

SKOODGE

Verb
To use or take something without permission

"Your parents are out of town, you should just skoodge their car for the weekend, they'll never know."

by Gad-Zooks May 17, 2018

Invader Skoodge

The shortest (but definitely the sexiest) Irken invader from the series Invader Zim. Skoodge was assigned to invade Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, which made him very very sad, which in turn caused him to weep profusely. Skoodge also demonstrates quite the propensity for flatulence and he enjoys wearing stained clothing. Skoodge was also shot out of a cannon as he is very sexy that way. He's also unkillable, which is probably a result of being voiced by Ted Raimi.

Invader Skoodge is the sexiest being in the whole universe. Everyone wishes to bear his lurvemonkeys.

by The Fiend March 9, 2004