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when you tongue someones bum and then, with poo on lips, proceed to kiss your partner
Kyle smoodged you.
Kyle gave you some smoodge.
Kyle is a smoodge.
Kyle is the smoodge.
smoodge by tracknumberseven January 23, 2009
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v. to squeeze between two people unceremoniously and without invitation.
Chantel: Emily, stop trying to smoodge between me and Taylor.
Emily: But there's no room anywhere else!!!
Smoodge by EMYB111 November 3, 2010

Smoodge pick 

(Aubrey) Hey Gina, Dad says we need to smoodge pick today.
(Gina) But I picked up Ellie's poop yesterday!
Smoodge pick by Nurse Aubs March 31, 2010
Unique young girl, bestowed the name by her biological father.
Smoodie has a brood of Smoodmen.
Smoodie by Smoodie September 23, 2018
Verb
To use or take something without permission
"Your parents are out of town, you should just skoodge their car for the weekend, they'll never know."
SKOODGE by Gad-Zooks May 17, 2018

Invader Skoodge 

The shortest (but definitely the sexiest) Irken invader from the series Invader Zim. Skoodge was assigned to invade Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, which made him very very sad, which in turn caused him to weep profusely. Skoodge also demonstrates quite the propensity for flatulence and he enjoys wearing stained clothing. Skoodge was also shot out of a cannon as he is very sexy that way. He's also unkillable, which is probably a result of being voiced by Ted Raimi.
Invader Skoodge is the sexiest being in the whole universe. Everyone wishes to bear his lurvemonkeys.
Invader Skoodge by The Fiend March 9, 2004
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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