Spoonge

The exfoliating bath sponge that resembling a loofah.

"I use a spoonge in the shower every day."

Spoonge by Pureandsweet November 19, 2021

Spoonge

A rather scathing insult, especially when spoken with a thick Boston accent. It describes any guy who would otherwise be called dirtbag, scum, or the infamous "That Guy".

So I'm bangin' this chick, yeah? And get this; her boyfriend comes in and let me tell you, what a fackin' spoonge, eh?

Spoonge by Ubermorph January 22, 2013

spoonge

A sock that is absorbent. It acts like a sponge that soaks up semen. It has grips on the outside to improve performance.

Where is my spoonge. I would like to masturbate without making a mess.

spoonge by Captaindefiner December 30, 2011

Word Sponge 

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

SpongeBob 

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

SpongeBob by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants 

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

spongebob baylypants by Stagmen June 26, 2017