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(noun) A vagina. A mans pleasure palace/receptacle. Commonly used as a derogatory term for the reproductive organ of a women.
Hey bro, I wrecked your sisters smoonge last night.
Smoonge by Speirs June 6, 2010
the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.
Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.
smooge by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012
An accumulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).
Damn, the smog in Mexico City causes some wicked smoogers.
Smooger by Cooperrrrrrrr March 30, 2009
Smoogel is a popular person over the internet mainly because of wow (World of Warcraft) and the Call of Duty series.
Smoogel has entered a series of huge gaming clans (on cod 4) with some of the best players there.
Smoogel uses a series of bots on World of Warcraft and is also know as 'botting legend' in some cases.
Smoogel
Smoogel by Gaminggeekkkk November 27, 2009

smoogerpoon 

Smoogerpoon: When your sexual partner tries to surprise you in the bedroom, but is too intense.
Anne had hurt herself when attempting to smoogerpoon her husband.
To have sex in a romantic way. Not quite making love, but not just f@$king.
Nick started to really develop feelings for Kate, so that night he smooged her slow and tenderly.
smooge by cre8tive July 12, 2011