Smolleting 

Lying or fabricating a story that paints yourself as a victim for the purpose of gaining some form of benefit, whether financial or otherwise.

"Joseph's giving me more bullshit excuses as to why he still hasn't finished the renovations! I'm sick of all his smolleting!"

Smolleting by Grumpy fun April 1, 2019

Smolletting

Giving of an elaborate, contrived story delivered with complete conviction for the purpose of personal personal gain.

What a story —you're smolletting me, man.

Smolletting by Rocco X February 21, 2019

Smolletting

Smolletting: means making up stories, false claims, making stories up

My friend is smolletting a story of how good a golfer he is.

Smolletting by Zeusmtz13 February 21, 2019

Smolletting

To orchestrate a crime or injustice against themselves to claim victimhood and for their personal gains, plus smearing their opponents. Originated from Empire actor Jussie Smollett, when he claimed that he got assaulted by two MAGA hat wearing white men, but later proved to be false after evidences surfaced that he is paying two Nigerian man to convict this “crime”

When Gary said that he got kicked out of a restaurant by a Trump supporting employee, everyone fell for it. However, all sympathy was lost when more evidences surfaced and he was Smolletting the whole time.

Smolletting by CTRLee February 24, 2019

Smoldering

The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.

Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?

Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.

Smoldering by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010

smoldering

used to describe someone who is strikingly attractive because of fiery, bold, and strong characteristics.

In the movie Casino Royale, smoldering Daniel Craig, who plays James Bond, walks down the beach in a pair of tight swim trunks.

smoldering by JustinAB July 28, 2007

snollering

The act of sustained snorting while laughing

NK
still snollering at TG 's dad jokes

TG
I can't believe JW's pants fell out of his bag in front of everyone, I'm still snollering about it.

snollering by TreNadz April 27, 2010