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Smockity Qua 

A greeting, normally shouted at a high pitch across a crowded room while jumping up and down. Orignated from the 2006 class of the California State Summer School of the Arts, AKA CSSSA.
Art Kid1: Hey dude, is that Jack?
Art Kid2: I don't know dude?
Jack: Smockity Qua!
Art Kid1: Totally Jack.

smockity 

adjective

1.characterized by passing harsh judgement of others in absence of the facts 2. characterized by carelessly hurting others in order to display oneself as superior 3. characterized by responding defensively rather than compassionately when made aware of hurt one has caused others
"I don't want to get all smockity on you, but you're really screwing up your kids."
smockity by LisaLC March 30, 2010

smoltitasking 

The act of smoking and doing work at the same time. Similar to the word multitasking.
Boss: "Are you smoking or are you getting your work done?"
Worker: "I'm smoltitasking sir."
smoltitasking by Mackattackkkk February 22, 2013

smookity doonkity 

Being leh berky to the extreme
lyla looks smookity doonkity

THATS A SMOOKITY DOONKITY AH BIH
smookity doonkity by slimjesus777 September 2, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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