A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.
Related to: ummer
While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.
berkant is the king of all kings. People named Berkant are so handsome that you have to use sunglasses when you are around them. Berkant is a guy who has beautiful wavy hair and his eyes are so beautiful that you fall in love with him when you look into his eyes. Also, Berkants are not playboys because Berkants only have a girl who is wifey material