smoker's remorse 

The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.

Dude, you wanna finish my cigarette? I've got a bad case of smoker's remorse.

smoker's remorse by James_DP March 11, 2009

Smoker's Voice 

Somebody that smokes cigarettes so much that they develop a hoarse sounding voice which rattles your eardrums.

"Man, that guy had such a Smoker's Voice, my eardrums felt like they were beating."

Smoker's Voice by KailaD April 13, 2007

Smoker's Teeth 

A reference to the fact that semen is not a pure white color, but an off white color. A person who doesn't smoke would have pure white teeth, but a smoker's teeth would be off white.

Also coined as a gaming term, used when you have defeated your opponent; referencing that you have defiled your opponent by busting a load of man gravy on their face.

I busted smoker's teeth on that dude's face when I got a headshot on him in Resistance: Fall of Man.

You are about to get some smoker's teeth after I own you at Modern Warfare 2.

Smoker's Teeth by BiggChief61 December 6, 2010

smoker's face 

Having a leathery, wrinkled, and discolored face; usually with a yellowish tint.

This lizard looking dude was drinking coffee with little pursed lines around his mouth-he definitely had smoker's face.

smoker's face by Victora G. May 10, 2006

smoker's crack 

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.

My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!

smoker's crack by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009

Smoker's Circle 

Often seen at college campuses and other places with strict policies toward smoking, these are a byproduct of the growing anti-smoking trend. By controlling where smokers can go to have their cigarettes, the smoke-free movement has created a social group based around smoking. These groups often take the form of a circle as more arrive, and are united at very least by the fact that those present smoke. In the time it takes to finish a cigarette, members can quickly discover goals, views, etc that they have in common with others. This phenomenon also adds to the allure of cigarettes, by bringing people who do not smoke into smoking areas for the sake of good conversation, and can often lead to them becoming smokers as well. This decision to become a full-fledged member of the smoker's circle is often rationalized by stating the health detriments of how much second-hand smoke is already being inhaled without the psychological benefit of nicotine. Sometimes these members are actually social smokers, smoking exclusively at the smoker's circle or other times when they are surrounded by smokers, using the same rationalization as previously stated.

Because of the smoker's circle, "smoke-friending" is becoming more and more viable. Upon arrival in an unfamiliar area, smokers are able to meet people they may have otherwise not given a moment's attention. This also attracts new smokers, as some join in an effort to gain companionship when other methods are not as effective as planned.

Aaron: "Hey Bruce, where's Jason? Wasn't he just with you?"
Bruce: "Yeah, he was, but you can't smoke in here, so he's out front at the smoker's circle."
Aaron: "Oh man, I hope they don't get talking about the economy out there, we won't see him until half-a-pack from now!"

or

John, to roommate: "Man, I thought we'd meet more people by now, I mean we've been here a week, had our door open, and so far the only people we seem to know are the RA and that kid next door who drops the f-bomb 14 times whenever he dies in MW2."
Roommate: Dude, I have an idea- let's run to the gas station and buy a pack of cigarettes. There's a smoker's circle out at the entrance, I bet we can smoke-friend some people!"

Smoker's Circle by OutdoorsmanSSR2 December 11, 2009

Smoker's Creed 

The unwritten social understanding between smokers that when one smoker is without cigarette, another smoker shall provide one free cigarette with no questions asked and no guilt trip enforced on the individual who is without cigarette.

South African guy at a phone booth in Picadilly Circus to random gentleman walking down the street: "Can I bum a fag?".

Guy walking down the street: "No, man."

Guy at a phone booth: "Ay... ay, man! Smoker's Creed!! (What about) Smoker's Creed?!".

Smoker's Creed by Filet Mignate May 20, 2007