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Half Monkey Half Person Thing that slurps and walks around with his boxers on backwards
The hunchback smogs slurped "I called next on playstation!"
Smogs by Ingham February 2, 2003
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smogs • Smogshy • smogsucker • Smogon • smoggy • smogging • smogg • smogged • smegster • smogger
Smogs by Anonymous February 13, 2003

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016
Term used by gay men still officially "in the closet" to proposition others without directly asking for sex. An outright calling for sex, akin to bathroom feet touching in the Larry Craig incident.
Hey smoggie mcsmoggerstein!!
Huh?
oh, never mind
smog by weui2347r9 May 5, 2008
The dirty water that runs through the gutters of a polluted city after it rains.
I went to downtown LA this morning and stepped in some smogua. That's why they call it Smog Angeles.
smogua by CityDictionary November 16, 2009
Definition 1: To smoke
Definition 2: To be sad, it is sad
Guy 1: Let's smoge outside
Guy 2: I quit cigarettes last month
Guy 1: Smoge :(
Smoge by basedyoba June 1, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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