Ingham's definitions

Smogs

Half Monkey Half Person Thing that slurps and walks around with his boxers on backwards

The hunchback smogs slurped "I called next on playstation!"

by Ingham February 2, 2003

gib

215 pound eating machine that lives in Ingham, spends all of his time on computer or in the dining hall.

He was a Gib, all he did was sit at the compuiter and eat.

by Ingham February 17, 2003

Crouse

A term used to describe Crouse's crouse. However, having a crouse is not limited to people who are named Crouse. Anyone, with sufficient girth, can have a crouse but only Crouse can have a Crouse's crouse.

"How the heck does Crouse's crouse fit in those pants?"

"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"

by Ingham February 11, 2005