Smock Drawer
Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.
Smock Drawer by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Polish sock-drawer
A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.
Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.
After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.
After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.
Polish sock-drawer by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013
rearranging my sock drawer
Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.
Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
rearranging my sock drawer by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014
sock drawer
Girl 1: Yesterday I went through my boyfriend's sock drawer and guess what I found?
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!
sock drawer by xykorix March 6, 2007
Grandpa's Sock Drawer
Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
Grandpa's Sock Drawer by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
untidy sock drawer
Bloody hell john , I whipped her panties off and went to have a rifle and she had such an untidy sock drawer, I daren’t let me digits anywhere near.
untidy sock drawer by Shuttlep January 18, 2008
Sock Drawer
Sock Drawer by Salt Licky October 13, 2004
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