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an area in your cloest designated for pornography storage. Could contian socks.
Girl 1: Yesterday I went through my boyfriend's sock drawer and guess what I found?
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!
by xykorix March 03, 2007
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The Drawer that holds your socks.
I placed my socks in the Sock Drawer.
by Salt Licky October 13, 2004
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When two uncircumcised men put their penises next to one another, and one of them rolls their foreskin over the tip of the other man's unit.
Those two dudes did a sock drawer!
by rockamysoul April 28, 2013
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To take a credit card out of your wallet and stash it somewhere in the house. A sock drawer is a common place to use, hence the name. The idea is that by limiting your access to the card, you'll be less likely to use it and run up your balance.
I've saved hundreds of dollars ever since I sockdrawered my Visa card last year.
by Peter October 13, 2005
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