sock drawer

an area in your cloest designated for pornography storage. Could contian socks.

Girl 1: Yesterday I went through my boyfriend's sock drawer and guess what I found?
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!

by xykorix March 4, 2007

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sock drawer

When two uncircumcised men put their penises next to one another, and one of them rolls their foreskin over the tip of the other man's unit.

Those two dudes did a sock drawer!

by rockamysoul April 28, 2013

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Sock Drawer

The Drawer that holds your socks.

I placed my socks in the Sock Drawer.

by Salt Licky October 14, 2004

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Polish sock-drawer

A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.

Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.

by Rojo Cobertizo November 29, 2013

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Grandpa's Sock Drawer

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.

Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.

by Eaton Holgoode August 20, 2015

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