Smleed 

When you’re nonchalantly checking if you smell like weed so you turn to your friend and ask “Smell Like Weed?” but condensed into Smleed.

(SmLwEED)

*yes. I am completely zooted while contemplating this word*

Stoner 1: “Yo dude, smleed?”

Stoner 2: “nah bro, you’re good to go into court”

Smleed by carol ua July 11, 2020

spleeder

A spleeder, is an extremely skinny penis, that's length is extremely long.

My boyfriend is so hot, he has a spleeder! I wish It were as thick as Timmy's dick!

spleeder by Radishnugget December 26, 2016

smeedz 

smaller than extra small super tight so tight u can see ya heart beaten or to small. when u see someone who had that jacket for more than 5 years and they need to pass it to they kids

dag trevor got that smeedz jacket

smeedz by chrisbrownwifey0211 May 1, 2006

woke smeed 

The modern defintion of incinerating cannibus products for medical and/or recreational usage.

Take 1st letter of 1st word and 1st two letters from second word and switch them.
W-oke Sm-eed >>> Sm-oke W-eed

"You wanna woke smeed, nucka"
"Dude, I just go kicked wicked hard in the clackers, lets woke smeed."

woke smeed by White Eyed Peas May 13, 2005

sleedy 

when you inhale melatonin dust and get high

"Brooooo I'm feeling sleedy rn."
"why would you do that"

sleedy by Rice_Bullets January 21, 2021

smeed

to smoke marijuana; the words SMOKE and WEED put together.

"Yo man, let's smeed this weekend."

smeed by Kyle Evans May 14, 2007

sqleed 

The result of a female squirting through sexual pleasure and bleeding as a result of the ferocity of the sex in question.

She sqleeded and completely ruined my sheets.

sqleed by Bentekkers February 10, 2015