Smleed

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When you’re nonchalantly checking if you smell like weed so you turn to your friend and ask “Smell Like Weed?” but condensed into Smleed.

(SmLwEED)

*yes. I am completely zooted while contemplating this word*

Stoner 1: “Yo dude, smleed?”

Stoner 2: “nah bro, you’re good to go into court”

Smleed by carol ua July 11, 2020

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spleeder

A spleeder, is an extremely skinny penis, that's length is extremely long.

My boyfriend is so hot, he has a spleeder! I wish It were as thick as Timmy's dick!

spleeder by Radishnugget December 26, 2016

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smeedz

smaller than extra small super tight so tight u can see ya heart beaten or to small. when u see someone who had that jacket for more than 5 years and they need to pass it to they kids

dag trevor got that smeedz jacket

smeedz by chrisbrownwifey0211 May 1, 2006

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woke smeed

The modern defintion of incinerating cannibus products for medical and/or recreational usage.

Take 1st letter of 1st word and 1st two letters from second word and switch them.
W-oke Sm-eed >>> Sm-oke W-eed

"You wanna woke smeed, nucka"
"Dude, I just go kicked wicked hard in the clackers, lets woke smeed."

woke smeed by White Eyed Peas May 13, 2005

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sleedy

when you inhale melatonin dust and get high

"Brooooo I'm feeling sleedy rn."
"why would you do that"

sleedy by Rice_Bullets January 21, 2021

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smeed

to smoke marijuana; the words SMOKE and WEED put together.

"Yo man, let's smeed this weekend."

smeed by Kyle Evans May 14, 2007

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sqleed

The result of a female squirting through sexual pleasure and bleeding as a result of the ferocity of the sex in question.

She sqleeded and completely ruined my sheets.

sqleed by Bentekkers February 10, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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