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n. a beer that is made in ireland. a red and full beer. delicious

i love me some smithwicks!!! its great!!!

smithwick by what a dirty January 13, 2009

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Smithwick

(Noun) A Jedi Warrior who has over-consumed cauliflower. Typically the over-use of cauliflower inhibits the use of the force, as an example, Mace Windu had attempted to utilize a force push on an enemy but instead had a poop. Surgeon General Warning. Excessive use of cauliflower in Jedi can cause harmful side effects including Nausia, Heartburn, Liver Failure, Irreversible Kidney Damage, Gender Confusion, Death, and an insatiable drive to listen to music from One Direction.

That jedi is a real Smithwick, someone must have fed him Cauliflower. I'm not cleaning this mess up.

Smithwick by lnarchist April 2, 2017

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smithwick

to inflict one's fate upon oneself

Our teacher taught us methods for preventing smithwicking.

smithwick by siloneight September 16, 2026

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archer smithwick

a guy with a massive veiny dick, huge testicles and wants to fuck the shit out of amelia’s little tight camel toe, and her amazing ass

you are an archer smithwick

archer smithwick by oakjz August 6, 2023

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smithwicking

smithwicking is when a person repeats a statement in a louder more charismatic way. It has been described as instant plagiarism in real life.

George is known for smithwicking people's jokes. This makes introverted comedians sad.

smithwicking by WES!EY March 29, 2014

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Southwick crouton

A pack of Hula hoop's that are added to a bowl soup to mimic the more established bread based crouton. First observed in the area of Southwick (nr Brighton) on the south coast of the uk.

"Awww that beef flavour goes so well wiv this tomato soup it's lush Vicky, nice one"
"Yea an salt n vinigar is wicked in lentil, an it's dead classy... southwick croutons are tops innit"

Southwick crouton by frog111 January 1, 2010

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Southwick

A small town in Western Mass that is known to be called a hicktown but is actually pothead central

Lets go to southwick to get high,man then ride our dirtbikes.

Southwick by someguywhoatepie March 26, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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