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Smithwick 

(Noun) A Jedi Warrior who has over-consumed cauliflower. Typically the over-use of cauliflower inhibits the use of the force, as an example, Mace Windu had attempted to utilize a force push on an enemy but instead had a poop. Surgeon General Warning. Excessive use of cauliflower in Jedi can cause harmful side effects including Nausia, Heartburn, Liver Failure, Irreversible Kidney Damage, Gender Confusion, Death, and an insatiable drive to listen to music from One Direction.
That jedi is a real Smithwick, someone must have fed him Cauliflower. I'm not cleaning this mess up.
Smithwick by lnarchist April 2, 2017

archer smithwick

a guy with a massive veiny dick, huge testicles and wants to fuck the shit out of amelia’s little tight camel toe, and her amazing ass
archer smithwick by oakjz August 6, 2023

smithwicking 

smithwicking is when a person repeats a statement in a louder more charismatic way. It has been described as instant plagiarism in real life.
George is known for smithwicking people's jokes. This makes introverted comedians sad.
smithwicking by WES!EY March 29, 2014

Southwick crouton 

A pack of Hula hoop's that are added to a bowl soup to mimic the more established bread based crouton. First observed in the area of Southwick (nr Brighton) on the south coast of the uk.
"Awww that beef flavour goes so well wiv this tomato soup it's lush Vicky, nice one"
"Yea an salt n vinigar is wicked in lentil, an it's dead classy... southwick croutons are tops innit"
Southwick crouton by frog111 January 1, 2010

Southwick 

A small town in Western Mass that is known to be called a hicktown but is actually pothead central
Lets go to southwick to get high,man then ride our dirtbikes.
Southwick by someguywhoatepie March 26, 2009

the sleazy southwick 

To awkardly position yourself at a party in a large group of woman in hopes that one will talk to you and give you the opportunity to either take advantage of or creep them out.
Phil definitely just pulled off the sleazy southwick when he sat down by those three girls without speaking to any of them.