(Noun) A Jedi Warrior who has over-consumed cauliflower. Typically the over-use of cauliflower inhibits the use of the force, as an example, Mace Windu had attempted to utilize a force push on an enemy but instead had a poop. Surgeon General Warning. Excessive use of cauliflower in Jedi can cause harmful side effects including Nausia, Heartburn, Liver Failure, Irreversible Kidney Damage, Gender Confusion, Death, and an insatiable drive to listen to music from One Direction.
That jedi is a real Smithwick, someone must have fed him Cauliflower. I'm not cleaning this mess up.
A pack of Hula hoop's that are added to a bowl soup to mimic the more established breadbased crouton. First observed in the area of Southwick (nr Brighton) on the south coast of the uk.
"Awww that beef flavour goes so well wiv this tomato soup it's lushVicky, nice one"
"Yea an salt n vinigar is wicked in lentil, an it's dead classy... southwick croutons are tops innit"
To awkardly position yourself at a party in a large group of woman in hopes that onewill talk to you and give you the opportunity to either take advantage of or creep them out.
Phil definitely just pulled off the sleazy southwick when he sat down by those three girls without speaking to any of them.