Smithwich 

A human sandwich comprised of Justin Smith and Aldon Smith, with either light or dark QB meat in the middle, whereby the dual outside forces are so great that it makes the QB go full retard.

"Ashkon's 'Niners in Paris' song is giving me such a Harboner! I hope the players are getting fully torqued off his song in anticipation of the game too."

"Same here... Mostly, I can't wait to see Eli get Smithwiched!"

"Me neither! He's already half retard, so going Simple Jack is just another Sunday walk in the park... Candlestick Park."

Smithwich by Harry Sasquatch February 6, 2012

smithwick 

n. a beer that is made in ireland. a red and full beer. delicious

i love me some smithwicks!!! its great!!!

smithwick by what a dirty January 13, 2009

smithwicking 

smithwicking is when a person repeats a statement in a louder more charismatic way. It has been described as instant plagiarism in real life.

George is known for smithwicking people's jokes. This makes introverted comedians sad.

smithwicking by WES!EY March 29, 2014

shitwich 

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

shitwich by Matt October 27, 2003

SMASHWICH 

A game played by smashing opposing player's sandwiches in a cafeteria-style setting. Any undefended sandwich is eligible for smashing. The rules are as follows:
1) You may smash any undefended sandwich.
2) A sandwich is defined as any edible food object comprised of at least two pieces of bread with food-filling.
3) Any sandwich covered by a quarter-sized or larger object is "defended" and is not eligible to be smashed.
*If you smash a defended sandwich, you must provide its owner with one identical new sandwich, and they are entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
4) Any sandwich that has been smashed MUST be eaten by its owner anyway.

*If you get mad, throw the sandwich away or otherwise don't eat the sandwich, your smasher is entitled to karate chop you in the throat.

Additionally, in your own cafeteria setting, you may give individuals the option to opt-in or opt-out of the game of Smashwich at its initiation. If an individual who is not opted-in to the game smashes a sandwich, they are thereby opting in to the game of Smashwich. There is no opting out of the game of Smashwich.

Ian: Dude, Nate's sandwich is undefended."
*someone smashes Nate's sandwich*
Nate: Good thing I love flat sandwiches, douchebags...
Ian: YOU CAN'T GET MAD!!! *karate chops Nate in the throat*

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Loki: Dude, Miranda's sandwich is begging for a smash right now...
Lucas: I got this. *spike-and-spreads the sandwich*
Loki: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OPTED IN NOW BITCH *SMASHES LUCAS'S SANDWICH*

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In the game of smashwich, you eat or you die.

SMASHWICH by kooteraga October 27, 2013

smashwich 

1. Derivative of hot smash. Describes the result of taking a hot smash in one's pants, leaving said smash between one's butt cheeks, thereby creating a smash-sandwich.
*A smashwich is similar to a shart but a bit messier.

Lex: Guys, I didn't make it to the bathroom and ended up with a smashwich.

Guys: Lex, that is nasty. You're gonna have skids.

smashwich by King Sexy November 29, 2005

Smethwick 

On the border of North West Birmingham & The Black Country, Smethwick also known as "Smedrock" Is over runned with gangs & shootings every other day, Neighboring areas such as Handsworth, Winson Green, West Bromwich & Edgbaston.

Smethwick is part of the Sandwell Borough due Birmingham City Council not wanting any part of it back in the 1970s & 1990s, Smethwick had some of the biggest Urban Development Projects transforming the area (Council Estates) & its still a shithole. Home too the "Notorious" Concrete Jungle (Council Estate yes Gangs) & The Windmill Lane/ French Walls District (Another Council Estate & yes Gangs)

Concrete Jungle was once considered a super council estate, due to its size (& its reputation defiantly matched up) once a mass area full of Concrete Town Houses, 24 Story Tower Blocks, Massionates & Underpasses it was redeveloped, due to crime rate in the area during the 90s, Although its still a shithole there are no longer any Tower Blocks, Massionates or Underpasses, But the Town Houses still remain (still concrete underneath just got bricked over to look nice) still over runned by gangs, shootings & has had its fair share of history with Murders occuring (Gang Related).Another Notorious Smethwick Council Estate Based off Windmill Lane, known as the "French Walls" faced a similar fate with a mass redevelopment (Two Times still a shithole)

B66 Smedrock

Is Smethwick Birmingham i
Im in Smedrock

Smethwick Shootings

Smethwick by ImJustBrum April 12, 2020