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it’s the name of a elf from christmas chronicles
*in a room with overpowered perfume* “it smells like smitwick in here”
smitwick by smitwick January 1, 2024
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smithwick 

n. a beer that is made in ireland. a red and full beer. delicious
i love me some smithwicks!!! its great!!!
smithwick by what a dirty January 13, 2009

smithwicking 

smithwicking is when a person repeats a statement in a louder more charismatic way. It has been described as instant plagiarism in real life.
George is known for smithwicking people's jokes. This makes introverted comedians sad.
smithwicking by WES!EY March 29, 2014

shitwick 

Those hairs around your anus that the feces clings to.
Meatpile's ass hairs are so long it looks like he has a 'shitwick'.
shitwick by Voyergirl April 24, 2006

archer smithwick

a guy with a massive veiny dick, huge testicles and wants to fuck the shit out of amelia’s little tight camel toe, and her amazing ass
archer smithwick by oakjz August 6, 2023

Smithwick 

(Noun) A Jedi Warrior who has over-consumed cauliflower. Typically the over-use of cauliflower inhibits the use of the force, as an example, Mace Windu had attempted to utilize a force push on an enemy but instead had a poop. Surgeon General Warning. Excessive use of cauliflower in Jedi can cause harmful side effects including Nausia, Heartburn, Liver Failure, Irreversible Kidney Damage, Gender Confusion, Death, and an insatiable drive to listen to music from One Direction.
That jedi is a real Smithwick, someone must have fed him Cauliflower. I'm not cleaning this mess up.
Smithwick by lnarchist April 2, 2017
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