Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.

Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.

smishmammered by Di Jota February 8, 2009

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Smished

Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.

Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful

Smished by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011

smishsmashtershmate

The act of masturbating a Puerto Rican midget, using Carrot Top's semen as lubricant, while having a Rhesus Monkey toss yo salad.

Last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

I ran out of KY, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

smishsmashtershmate by JewCity March 19, 2010

smishsmortion

when you don't want to say abortion, you say smishsmortion

Girl 1: whispers "I got an abortion"
Girl 2: what? I didn't hear you
Girl 1: "smishsmortion"
Girl 2: oh...shit

smishsmortion by plily July 31, 2012

Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.

Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?

Smishmortion by The Shakes March 2, 2009

smisher

Slang for 'marihuana cigarette'

We smoked a smisher last night. It was pretty good.

smisher by pitz June 8, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026