Smishem

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by PlagueIncSmishems April 22, 2020

smishmammered

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.

Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.

by Di Jota February 8, 2009

Smished

Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.

Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful

by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011

smishsmashtershmate

The act of masturbating a Puerto Rican midget, using Carrot Top's semen as lubricant, while having a Rhesus Monkey toss yo salad.

Last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

I ran out of KY, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

by JewCity March 19, 2010

smishsmortion

when you don't want to say abortion, you say smishsmortion

Girl 1: whispers "I got an abortion"
Girl 2: what? I didn't hear you
Girl 1: "smishsmortion"
Girl 2: oh...shit

by plily July 31, 2012

Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.

Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?

by The Shakes March 2, 2009

smisher

Slang for 'marihuana cigarette'

We smoked a smisher last night. It was pretty good.

by pitz June 8, 2004