smishen 

discomfort to or of the ball sack; the sticking or adhesiveness betwixt the ball sack and the thighs; swollen feeling betwixt the ball sack and thighs, or rejection by the ball sack to the interior of one's trousers

After the rock concert, Jimmy is smishen in his new pants, they must not fit well.

smishen by Yanceystate January 4, 2010

Smished

Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.

Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful

Smished by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011

Smishing 

Smishing is a form of phishing that uses mobile phones as the attack platform.

Younger people fall for online scams probably more so through the likes of smishing and online banking

Smishing by Ranfurly March 31, 2022

smisher 

Slang for 'marihuana cigarette'

We smoked a smisher last night. It was pretty good.

smisher by pitz June 8, 2004

smashenpop 

The kind of cheap bottled wine that is only good for getting drunk. A portmanteau of smashed and Passion Pop - the cheap sparkling wine.

Can also be used in an verb or abjective form, when describing the activity of drinking smashenpop or the feeling obtained from smashenpop.

Mmm, Friday night and it's the right time for some smashenpop!

*giggle*, I'm feeling so smashenpopped.

Why don't we flog a bottle of champers and do some smashenpopping on the way to the party?

smashenpop by Heath Raftery October 16, 2007

Smashenger 

A companion that is both smashed and a passenger in the car. Typically turns up the radio, wants to stop at every fast food restaurant, forces the windows to be locked by someone else and absolutely refuses to cooperate with a sober driver that is doing evryone in the car a favor.

Yo Ricky, we're not turning up the radio, and we're not stopping for food, and I locked the windows because you told that cop to 'suck your dick'. Your being a smashenger and I don't appreciate it.

Smashenger by judur February 15, 2014

smishing 

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

smishing by snugw0w April 16, 2009