marihuana 

Super sexy ass Chad with a gigantic donkey cock. Slaps the shit outta mark ass bitches and punk muthafuckas who stepped on the wrong block. Most likely fucked yo moms

Laura: marihuana is so hot!!!!
Natalie: yes he's so sexy and he has a gigantic donkey cock

marihuana by LilGremlinWayne June 23, 2021

marihuana 

Failed attempt to spell marijuana.

Yet, it comes from the cannabis plant, a plant less harmful than alcohol. The government and your mommy and daddy have probably told you never to try smoking this, while drinking a glass of Molson Dry, but the truth is it isn't as harmful as they say. The main reason the government made it illegal is because they can't tax it like they can with alcohol or cigarettes. People have been consuming it for centuries, and there has never been a single death recorded caused by marijuana.

I've been smoking marihuana since I was 15, and my life is working great.

marihuana by Swindlewindle April 4, 2009

Marihuana 

The government mispelling of the drug Marijuana.

The felon was arrested for the possesion of an ounce of Marihuana....

It's marijuana, you dumb government bureaucrats.

Marihuana by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005

Marihuana 

When you're so stoned you can't even spell the damn word right.

"Damn Jordan pass the marihuana"
"What the fuck"

Marihuana by JORDANPULLEDOUTTHEWEED October 7, 2018

Mariana 

A forever partner. In the presence of a Mariana, the world seems to shine a little brighter. From the moment you first set eyes upon her, it's her gaze that draws you in.

And her hair - they have beautiful waves, framing her face like a crown on her spirit.

Speaking of spirit, a Mariana’s personality is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. She gives off an irresistible charm that draws people towards her like a magnet. Just like a chihuahua, bringing endless smiles and laughter to those fortunate enough to be in her presence.

But what truly sets her apart is the way she touches your heart. Like a golden retriever, she brings out the best in you, infusing your life with boundless positivity and love. With Mariana by your side, you feel like anything is possible.

And as you stand beside her, a sense of awe often washes over you. You find yourself wondering how a Mariana could choose to be yours. But deep down, you know that it's not just about a Mariana’s external beauty. It's the inner glow that comes from her soul.

Your Mariana is breathtaking, not just because of her physical appearance, but because of the way she embraces life with such joy.

In her presence, you are reminded of the incredible power of love. As you continue to share this journey together with your Mariana, you know that you are the luckiest person in the world to have her, A treasure that shines brighter with each passing day. Someone you truly love to the moon and back.

I love Mariana. To the moon and back.

Everyone needs a Mariana in their life.

Mariana by ck18 July 7, 2023

Mariana 

Mariana is a quiet but loving person. She knows just how to brighten up your day and makes you feel like the most important person in the world to her. She has many talents and great features to her that’s more than just physically. If you ever find a Mariana treat her like your world because I promise you she’ll do everything she can to make you the happiest person and no matter the situation she’s always going to make you her number one priority. If you have found one like I have don’t ever let go of her because she has so much to offer and it really encourages you to become better for her. Fellas trust me when I say Mariana will be the most beautiful and caring person to you in your life. Her shy smile, beautiful eyes, adorable personality will bring out the softy in you. No matter how tough you think you are she’ll bring out the baby in you because you wanna baby her and her sweet soft voice will sound so angelic to you. Wife her up because you probably don’t deserve her but if she chose you then you’ve just been blessed by god.

I love you Mariana.

Mariana by Crissy1746 November 22, 2020

Mariana 

She is a nice, loving, caring, sweet, smart asf, loyal,strong, outgoing,goofy,weird,unique,funny, gorgeous,zestful,rare,outstanding, determined,kind-hearted,amazing,youthful,extraordinary, remarkable person you’ll know.She has an amazing personality.She might not show her emotions a lot but she does a little bit.She is an angle, she will be there for you when you need her, you’ll never regret the day you meet her.She’s quiet too, she’ll show her true self when you’re close to her.She likes to play sports.She’ll change your life in her own way.

“Who are you dating”?
“Mariana!”

Mariana by Bob aka Emely May 2, 2019