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Smis is the word for smudding and pissing at the same time from your penis/vagina depending.
Dude I just smissed all over teh toilet seat.

Fuck that.
Smis by greatbigflumpkin January 18, 2009
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Social Media Influencers! those killing in online!
Those SMIs today are making so much money
SMIs by mels1124 March 19, 2021
one of the 8 senses of Bender from Futurama, unexplained in the series.
I would give up my 8 other senses, even smision, for a sense of taste - Bender
smision by dngrmouse August 7, 2010

smishmammered 

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.
Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.
smishmammered by Di Jota February 8, 2009
A corporate facial expression maintained by imagining the words "Cheez Whiz" to project a confident and jovial impression without actually caring.
The CEO's impenetrable smisek left us no clue as to how many of us would be there in the office tomorrow morning.
smisek by ragnar hairy breeches December 2, 2011
A nonsense word invented by Florentin Will. It can be used as a filler when one does not know what to say or as a subversion of expectation for comedic effect.
Alice: "What fruits do you like?"
Bob: "Apples, bananas, blueberries, \pause\ smisma, you know - loads!"

Steve: "What does the fox say?"
Florentin: "Smisma."
smisma by end一 May 26, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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