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Smis is the word for smudding and pissing at the same time from your penis/vagina depending.
Dude I just smissed all over teh toilet seat.

Fuck that.
Smis by greatbigflumpkin January 18, 2009
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Those SMIs today are making so much money
SMIs by mels1124 March 19, 2021
one of the 8 senses of Bender from Futurama, unexplained in the series.
I would give up my 8 other senses, even smision, for a sense of taste - Bender
smision by dngrmouse August 7, 2010

smishmammered 

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.
Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.
smishmammered by Di Jota February 8, 2009
A corporate facial expression maintained by imagining the words "Cheez Whiz" to project a confident and jovial impression without actually caring.
The CEO's impenetrable smisek left us no clue as to how many of us would be there in the office tomorrow morning.
smisek by ragnar hairy breeches December 2, 2011
A nonsense word invented by Florentin Will. It can be used as a filler when one does not know what to say or as a subversion of expectation for comedic effect.
Alice: "What fruits do you like?"
Bob: "Apples, bananas, blueberries, \pause\ smisma, you know - loads!"

Steve: "What does the fox say?"
Florentin: "Smisma."
smisma by end一 May 26, 2021