Smiss

To go in for a kiss but you have a little smell/sniff of your partner instead.

“Come here babe, let me give you a little smiss!”

by dannykenttt October 4, 2018

Smiss

Smiss is a beautiful mixture of smegma and piss..

Let me down a gallon of ur smiss please

by Jeff Bung September 5, 2019

Smiss

A simulated kiss that occurs when someone hugs you and makes a kissing sound with no intention of kissing you.

I saw her at a party she hugged and smissed me.

by musakguy November 18, 2019

smiss

to smoke and to piss, but at the same time, preferably on your boss’ desks.

“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I smiss on company time.”

by poeticguy101 December 15, 2025

Occam's Scissor

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.

"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

by Hunter Michael Michaels January 14, 2020

sissygasm

Hands free orgasm, usually obtained by being pegged by a strap on or dildo.

Madam gave me a sissygasm while she fucked my ass with her big, black dildo.

by kinky19014 May 14, 2016

scissors theater

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.

Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020