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one of the 8 senses of Bender from Futurama, unexplained in the series.
I would give up my 8 other senses, even smision, for a sense of taste - Bender
smision by dngrmouse August 7, 2010
Words you can keep
A conversation by SMS; messaging another person continuously instead of just calling and actually having the conversation.

When holding a conversation by SMS only; as
in, a session of SMSs.

Pronounced (es-em-e-shun)
We planned our night out by smssion.
smssion by TEEM K February 16, 2009

Smission 

An additional physical sense possessed by some robots in the television series Futurama.
"I would trade any of my other senses, even smission..."
Smission by Tim Thomason December 23, 2007
Small as f*ck. A minuscule, sliver like unit of measurement. Used by strange ladies in attempt to describe nothing.
My husband was just a sminion away from putting it in the wrong hole.
sminion by Marcus Malone Vanderbeak September 19, 2016
An absolute baddie and a rare gem she is intelligent beyond her years, both mentally and emotionally. She is confident and bold. She has strong opinions and is always ready to argue them out. She can't be compared to anyone because her personality is too rich. She is loved by all and has many friends. She rarely hates people and when she does you can't truly trust her judgement. She is a polymath and is great at everything she does. She is always there for her friends and should never be messed with because then is when a side of her you would not like shows. She beautiful and extra which means mediocrity is not in her playing field. She is a safe place for whoever wants a refuge. She is loved and lovely.
Person 1: Who's that over there randomly singing Infront of that crowd

Person 2: that's Sision of course
Sision by Badbiddiecall911 November 22, 2021

Smission 

(noun)

1) An instance in which God takes it upon himself to personally destroy an object, city, or people with his finger.
2) A phrase used to clarify what has just happened in a game of dungeons and dragons.
DM: And so after defiling your God's temple he doth smote you.

Player 1: Smote? What's that?

Player 2: It's like Smission! SMISSION FROM ABOVE!
Smission by PenguinsForHire February 9, 2006
smizion is a misspelling of the word smission from futurama
i'd trade any of my other senses even smission (smizion)
smizion by urbandictionarydude September 3, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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