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Smission 

(noun)

1) An instance in which God takes it upon himself to personally destroy an object, city, or people with his finger.
2) A phrase used to clarify what has just happened in a game of dungeons and dragons.
DM: And so after defiling your God's temple he doth smote you.

Player 1: Smote? What's that?

Player 2: It's like Smission! SMISSION FROM ABOVE!
Smission by PenguinsForHire February 9, 2006
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Smission 

A "smission" is a smeeze and a mission. For the teenagers a smeeze is a dirty, whore-ish, and hoe-ish male/female. A mission is when you chill with a male/female and you wanna try to accomplish a mission(a sexual activity). So when you go on a mission your trying to get some in so many words.
Yo bro im about to go get this smission so we can get the neck.
Smission by JiFF-EE January 2, 2011
one of the 8 senses of Bender from Futurama, unexplained in the series.
I would give up my 8 other senses, even smision, for a sense of taste - Bender
smision by dngrmouse August 7, 2010
A conversation by SMS; messaging another person continuously instead of just calling and actually having the conversation.

When holding a conversation by SMS only; as
in, a session of SMSs.

Pronounced (es-em-e-shun)
We planned our night out by smssion.
smssion by TEEM K February 16, 2009

Sissione 

Is a girl who can't keep secrets. She is such a huge pick mee. She is a hoe and date's boys for attention.She may/may not shower
Sissione is such a pick mee ugh.

smissing 

the act of smiling while kissing your significant other
Last night my boyfriend and I were caught smissing by his parents.
smissing by Sassafras3 October 5, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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