Sminootin

When something is really dandy; extra special; tops; wicked; awesome;

Wow John! Your new Y-Fronts are sminootin!

by TJ February 23, 2004

Sminting

The recreational inhalation of crushed up 'smints' mints.

We were sminting yesterday, it was so cool dude.

by JonnyRichardss October 18, 2020

Skibooting

(verb, noun) The practice of leaving an item visible, but not mentioning or drawing attention to it, to allow a nervous or suspicious person to get used to it.

Derived from the practice of getting nervous beginners used to ski equipment by just having it around but not forcing them to try it.

"She's gonna hate that new console."
"I'm gonna start by skibooting it for a while."

by J-Stz January 28, 2018

Snooting

Fully snorting a shot of strong spirit (preferably captain morgan's) to obtain that heavenly nasal buzz.

Waking up to a bowl of Special K and a fat snoot is a great way to start the day.

- Man: "Im knackered dude.."
Snooter: "You should probably get snooting then!"

- "Cant drink the rest of your Morgan's spiced? No problem, just snoot it"

- Snoot Nazi: "no snoot for you!"

by Quierre July 25, 2011

Snatch Snootin'

1.Take Hidden Camera phone Pictures of women unsuspected

2.Capture Up-skirts

3. Capturing Thong Pictures

Example:
Carl: Whatcha doin

Kevin: In the Computer room. I'm Snatch snootin'. Check your phone i texted you the upskirt.

by Cholie one and only April 20, 2010

Sminting

The act of intentionally consuming foods containing high quantities of fructose and lactose periodically throughout autumn so that you become notably gaseous, then later season when you engage in passive anal sex with either your partner or someone with about a 10 inch (25 cm) phallus who will willingly participate, you fart as hard as you can while squeezing your anus to make an airtight seal, (the pressure forcing a large gas bubble to erupt into the man’s urethra) then quickly pushing the entire length of his phallus out and glueing the tip of the urethra shut, after which waiting for at least one month, poking a hole in the base of his ureters (accessed through the lower back) every few days to allow for the drainage of urine, then with the completion of one month, having the man slide his penis back into your anus, the sensation of tight genital friction along with the built up sperm pressure causing the seal to instantly pop off, reinflating your anal cavity. This introduces the bacterial culture which has been festering in the man’s penis, enriching your internal microbiome if ever you fall ill during winter and take antibiotics for a prolonged period of time.

My husband and I took up sminting on account of my seasonal sinus infection, what a lad!

by Resicoi December 25, 2018

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 15, 2007