Salvation achieved by meeting a (super) MILF. It's not necessary to actually conversate with the (super) milf: if she's stunning enough, a simple gance be sufficient for a smilvation.
A: Man, I feel so alive again!
B: What happened?
A: I saw your mother this morning, and I had this incredible smilvation!
B: What happened?
A: I saw your mother this morning, and I had this incredible smilvation!
by Youri al Cadouri June 20, 2009
Get the Smilvation mug.A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.
Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
by LuridHope October 5, 2013
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When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022
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Get the salvation mug.Cheap, quick, and/or easy salvation that demands nothing of the believer but a wallet or checkbook, offered by televangelists and others who practice a superficial Frankenfaith
Those evangelicals are masters of sellvation; they market their religiosity well and make a fortune from it.
by Slackie Onassis June 22, 2007
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