Smilvation 

Salvation achieved by meeting a (super) MILF. It's not necessary to actually conversate with the (super) milf: if she's stunning enough, a simple gance be sufficient for a smilvation.

A: Man, I feel so alive again!
B: What happened?
A: I saw your mother this morning, and I had this incredible smilvation!

Smilvation by Youri al Cadouri June 20, 2009

Salvation Mill 

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

Salvation Mill by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Salvation Fap 

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

Salvation Fap by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022

salvation

something that saves from danger or difficulty or sin or evil

he book was my salvation from boredom.

salvation by maboiisgrowingup2321 March 18, 2021

sellvation 

Cheap, quick, and/or easy salvation that demands nothing of the believer but a wallet or checkbook, offered by televangelists and others who practice a superficial Frankenfaith

Those evangelicals are masters of sellvation; they market their religiosity well and make a fortune from it.

sellvation by Slackie Onassis June 22, 2007

Bloody Salvation

A similar version of the Wet Jesus, but this is done when the female is menstruating. When the male attempts anal the female wipes her hand across her vagina and slaps the male with a bloody hand.

Dude I thought getting that Wet Jesus was bad, but last night my girl gave me a Bloody Salvation!

Bloody Salvation by ZeFamWe September 26, 2009

pain of salvation 

A Prog-esque band which i highly recommend you check out.

Pain of Salvation's song 'Ending Theme' may be one of the greatest things i have ever heard

pain of salvation by Sir Jesus H Christ May 17, 2005