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Smackington 

To take a fat ass motha fuckin rip off the cart, does it go much further then that? Frfr
Fulcrum: Whats up yodiegang I’m boutta take a smackington off the penjamin with that northern lights pod, shall we? Cheers my friends.
Smackington by chrispybass October 30, 2022
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Smackington 

When you hit/want to hit the dab pen or any e waste device.
Person 1: Yo, you want a smackington on the penjamin
Person 2: Hell yeah im trynna go to Yodie Land
Smackington by Mrclip3107 November 13, 2022

Go Smackington 

Verb/adjective

The art of verbally undressing the female homosapien and/or engaging in intense, verbal intercourse with a previously unknown woman.

Similar to having game but on a much higher level.
B-rad: So David, I saw you talking to Sarah

David (an Asian): Yesh, I was trying to make moves

Eze: Boyyy, I heard that. Did you go smackington?
Go Smackington by @Brazen_Faith March 12, 2011

Moonlight Suckington 

Getting a blowjob by the light of the full moon. The most romantic way to get the Suckington
"What was the most romantic night of your life?"
"When Brittany gave me the Moonlight Suckington"

Starkington 

The best, most randomly artistic person in the whole wide world. She also has the awesomest hair in the world, the wackeyist sense of humor, the skiniest arms, and friends who love her.

Starkington is also the abreviation for the city-state starkingtontownvilleburgcity.
We should drive to starkington.
Starkington by juliasfriend... October 12, 2011

tc stachington 

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.
(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."
tc stachington by classikjane March 9, 2015

General Box Smashington 

1) A proper noun referring to the fictional character which lives inside each and every one of us men. This persona is responsible for our obnoxious and over the top sex drive. This component of one's personality is found in the tip of the penis, guiding a man's thoughts and actions toward a sweet slice of pussy pie. Men will often ignore the importance of everything but the tiny fuckhole attached to the female they lust.

2) A verb used with much versatility. Its meaning is to dominate anything in any way or form. If a male takes control of a situation and ensures the outcome is his desire. Meanings can be sexual or non-sexual.
1) General Box Smashington is ordering Greg to smash the delicious box of that dirty little sex puppet with dick eyes staring at him from across the room.

2) James went Box Smashington on that calculus exam. He got 96%.
General Box Smashington by carsyF February 7, 2010
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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