Smellos 

Another word for breasts, boobs, tatas, etc. (both women AND men).

Obviously derived from marshmallows - likening breasts to the soft and squishy of a marshmallow!

Be careful, your smellos are showing! OR "SOS: Save Our Smellos!"

Smellos by boobish78 June 23, 2011

Smells like monkey ass 

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.

Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!

Smells like monkey ass by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Smellodrama 

A smellodrama is an emotional overreaction to a mess or smelly situation.

Susie served up a screaming, crying smellodrama when the toilet overflowed.

Smellodrama by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

the corn smells nice 

According to Chuggaaconroy in the TheRunawayGuys LP of Pikmin (episode 13), possible slang for pooping on someone's chest.

More practically, an example of very specific slang terms that have little actual purpose as they are incredibly niche or raunchy, yet sound like perfectly rational phrases (like deflower either meaning losing a flower... or sex.)

I just went on a date with my fiance, and let's just say the corn smells nice.

You could say some perfectly reasonable phrase like, I dunno, "the corn smells nice", and someone would tell you "OH MY GOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!"

the corn smells nice by Camwood April 11, 2019

That weiner smells funny 

That weiner smells funny, l wonder where it has been? This is the quest to see if something nasty happened to that food!

That weiner smells funny!!

That weiner smells funny by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

Harvesting Her Smells 

The process of indulging in a females body odors as you ravage her sexually. Lets face it, a female is a collection of smells, some or all of which can at times be rather malodorous. Such areas of point are, but not limited to: the feet, butt, pussy, pits, breath, etc.. Some may find these smells repugnant, while others may find a woman's foul smelling stench(s) a genuine source of excitement. Whether the female package is a beautiful specimine or a filthy, fat disgusting pig, most seem to possess a sense of entitlement and that to ingest in said smells will cost you time and money, sooner or later. Some less fortunate individuals may resort to secondary sources of gratification, such as snorting a chair or bicycle seat. Whatever your means, your end result is the same, your time, effort and funds all go towards, amoung other things, the smells a female possesses.

I met this woman I intend to pursue. I'm looking forward to getting beyond the preliminaries and harvesting her smells.

Harvesting Her Smells by Big Ed Moustapha February 11, 2010

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells

Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells by ItSeemsToday September 3, 2019