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Smegron

A smegron is a term offen used to describe someone with a very tiny penis and dirty yellow teeth.
Connor- “jheez have you seen his penis, it’s tiny, almost like a smegron”

Me- Nah, I don’t look at men, but seriously is it like a smegron ew he must have a wank bref then, out right discusting.
by Massive bulge January 21, 2019
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Smegroll

The combination of smegma, the cheesy formation of crusty jizz, piss, and pube sweat that forms primarily at the tip of your dong after days of not showering and beating off, and the fantastic chinese appetizer, the eggroll! Mainly used to describe a horrible tasting old juicy eggroll that is past it's prime, or a drunken college dudes unwashed wang.
Dude, there is no way I'm eating that 4 day old smegroll that you stuffed in the box of left over mu shu chicken!

Hey, did you hear she went home with that dude she met at the party. I guess she almost decided she wasn't gonna munch on his smegroll, but she did anyway. She told me it was like eating last nights mu shu chicken.
by ranchdrsn June 11, 2009
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smegondiment

The dried crusty substance at the opening of a ketchup or mustard bottle.
Ewwww, some smegondiment just fell into your fries man.
by Reece G. January 3, 2007
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smegrock

A dense buildup of smegma on your dick that crystalizes
Girl: pull out your dick
Boy: hold on i have to go chisel the smegrock off
by The smegman June 5, 2016
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smegro

a negro that smells of sour, rotten, and a mixture of disgusting scents mixed together, that would make you feel like your being poison gased.

smelly negro
Man, i walked past that "smegro" Jamal Jenkins today and the cops couldnt arrest him casue his BO K.Oed the coppers.
by ANIGGY July 30, 2010
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smegonian

Those of the religion of Smegma. The smegonians live in a city called Smegxico. The smegxicans worship their smegma god and he comes to them in their dreams to teach them the ways of the smegonians.
Our newly found smegonian brother got a visit from the SmegGod last night.
by AgentMaine27 October 31, 2017
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Smegmonster

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.
I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!
by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013
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