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A smegron is a term offen used to describe someone with a very tiny penis and dirty yellow teeth.
Connor- “jheez have you seen his penis, it’s tiny, almost like a smegron”

Me- Nah, I don’t look at men, but seriously is it like a smegron ew he must have a wank bref then, out right discusting.
Smegron by Massive bulge January 21, 2019
Words you can keep

Smegroll 

The combination of smegma, the cheesy formation of crusty jizz, piss, and pube sweat that forms primarily at the tip of your dong after days of not showering and beating off, and the fantastic chinese appetizer, the eggroll! Mainly used to describe a horrible tasting old juicy eggroll that is past it's prime, or a drunken college dudes unwashed wang.
Dude, there is no way I'm eating that 4 day old smegroll that you stuffed in the box of left over mu shu chicken!

Hey, did you hear she went home with that dude she met at the party. I guess she almost decided she wasn't gonna munch on his smegroll, but she did anyway. She told me it was like eating last nights mu shu chicken.
Smegroll by ranchdrsn June 11, 2009

smegondiment 

The dried crusty substance at the opening of a ketchup or mustard bottle.
Ewwww, some smegondiment just fell into your fries man.
smegondiment by Reece G. January 3, 2007

smegrock 

A dense buildup of smegma on your dick that crystalizes
Girl: pull out your dick
Boy: hold on i have to go chisel the smegrock off
smegrock by The smegman June 5, 2016
a negro that smells of sour, rotten, and a mixture of disgusting scents mixed together, that would make you feel like your being poison gased.

smelly negro
Man, i walked past that "smegro" Jamal Jenkins today and the cops couldnt arrest him casue his BO K.Oed the coppers.
smegro by ANIGGY July 30, 2010

smegonian 

Those of the religion of Smegma. The smegonians live in a city called Smegxico. The smegxicans worship their smegma god and he comes to them in their dreams to teach them the ways of the smegonians.
Our newly found smegonian brother got a visit from the SmegGod last night.
smegonian by AgentMaine27 October 31, 2017

Smegmonster 

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.
I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!
Smegmonster by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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