Smegmonster
An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.
Smegmonster by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013
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The Smegmonster
A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3
The Smegmonster by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019
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stepmonster
The word used to identify a stepmother that you don't like, get along with, just plain despise. 1st coined in the film St. Elmo's Fire, used chiefly by Demi Moore's character, Jules.
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seamonster
A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.
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Smegmaster
Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020
swagmonster
a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.
swagmonster by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010
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