smegonian

Those of the religion of Smegma. The smegonians live in a city called Smegxico. The smegxicans worship their smegma god and he comes to them in their dreams to teach them the ways of the smegonians.

Our newly found smegonian brother got a visit from the SmegGod last night.

by AgentMaine27 October 31, 2017

segovian

An adjective describing an attitude that is unnecessarily fatalistic.

Don't be so segovian, the world won't end because we're out of potatoes

by Warren Pace October 20, 2008

smegnant

derived from smegma; the condition in which the foreskin or vagina where the genitals are so overwhelmed by smelly, cottage-cheese-like discharge, a bulge forms

Chick: OMG, why does your anteater smell like bigfoot's dick and look abnormally bulgy at the head?
Dude: I'm smegnant

by Jeremiah Jones October 13, 2007

Smegnanamous

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.

I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.

by Davedale August 12, 2019

smernonian

An employee working at Smerno.

Smernonian's come from all sorts of backgrounds, experiences, and expertise. Smernonians build new systems, challenge the status quo, and work relentlessly to innovate.

by smernonian October 2, 2022

suggonian

Suggon is an elite tribe of powerful men. There is man and then a step above man is suggon. If a person is a suggon they have bitches flockin on they shit all the time. suggonians have mad rizz and hoes for days. Suggon could take over the world if they weren’t stupid as fuck. Women often try to have sexual intercourse with suggon when they see one. If you ever see a suggon without a women it’s because they are undercover.

Oh shit it’s a suggonian I should let him spread his seed in my vagina

by Alexia Huerta December 23, 2022

Shagonian

To Recognize Norville "Shaggy" Roggers as your lord and savior

Today my friend told me about her religion and I decided to also become a Shagonian.

by The cringy one August 22, 2021