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The Smegmonster

A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3

Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!

Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.

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Woah is that Aaron his womper looks alot bigger in person.

I've heard he goes for days drinking the tears of the less fortunate

Aaron by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019

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