seemonster 

A good looking person that many people are attracted to. They are called a seemonster because no one can tame them or put them on a leash.

Carl is a seemonster

seemonster by roanck November 7, 2008

seshmonster 

A person who is particularly partial to the Sesh. Generally found in odd numbers as the voice of reason needs to be overruled when pondering whether to continue the sesh or return to normal life. Sehmonsters often refer to a prolonged Sesh of 3 days or more as "holidays" and can be observed trying to persuade non-Seshmonsters to join in on these "holidays", often resulting in loss of employment.

"That lad is a wild seshmonster"

seshmonster by Seshmonster1990 May 5, 2017

stepmonster 

The word used to identify a stepmother that you don't like, get along with, just plain despise. 1st coined in the film St. Elmo's Fire, used chiefly by Demi Moore's character, Jules.

Jules: I have to go. Did the hospital call? Did my stepmonster die?

stepmonster by Tommyt August 25, 2008

seamonster 

A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.

"I was so constipated the last few days, I finally birthed this huge seamonster."

seamonster by ColonGrl September 10, 2009

schmonster

Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.

I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.

I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.

Your mom ate my schmonster.

schmonster by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007

Sexmonster 

The sexiest, cutest, sweetest, most loving guy in the whole entire UNIVERSE.

My Smitty is such a sexmonster!
That other kid doesn't even qualify for a sexmonster!

Sexmonster by Aubry September 17, 2005

Seamonster 

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid

Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid

Seamonster by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011