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stepmonster 

A step mother who is a nightmare to the other children. Known to fight for the mother title in many sinister ways. Pouts when the real mother is in contact with the child or grandchildren. Has no concern about how that looks to anyone..kids, grandkids. A total "one-upper" in every breath
Dammit, my stepmonster Lisa wont leave my mother alone. I mean who do she thinks she is, she has never been and will never be a mother to me
stepmonster by llp1964 April 3, 2009

step monster 

My step monster wont let me do what I want.
step monster by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

seamonster 

A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.
"I was so constipated the last few days, I finally birthed this huge seamonster."
seamonster by ColonGrl September 10, 2009

Sexmonster 

The sexiest, cutest, sweetest, most loving guy in the whole entire UNIVERSE.
My Smitty is such a sexmonster!
That other kid doesn't even qualify for a sexmonster!
Sexmonster by Aubry September 17, 2005

Seamonster 

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid
Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid
Seamonster by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011

seamonster 

A person who plays Counter-Strike and is loved by not too many.

Brother of Conifist
Hey, Seamonster, how come you get so many HS?
seamonster by Seamonster May 2, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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