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a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis
"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."
"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."
by Beta Rho January 26, 2009
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