smegmometer

a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis

"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."
"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."

smegmometer by Beta Rho January 26, 2009

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spermometer

Male genitalia; the penis

Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?

spermometer by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007

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Smegmonster

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.

I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!

Smegmonster by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013

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The Smegmonster

A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3

Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!

Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.

The Smegmonster by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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