RavyDavy's definitions

dictatorshit

A massive dump after which you feel so much lighter and more active that you want to take over the world.

That was one huge dictatorshit I just laid in there.

by RavyDavy April 22, 2006

smegmectomy

The removal of a thick layer of knobcheese from one's helmet.

I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before Janet came round.

by RavyDavy April 21, 2006