2 definition by RavyDavy

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The removal of a thick layer of knobcheese from one's helmet.

I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before Janet came round.

by RavyDavy March 31, 2006

A massive dump after which you feel so much lighter and more active that you want to take over the world.

That was one huge dictatorshit I just laid in there.

by RavyDavy April 01, 2006