Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.

That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.

Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

smegladyte 

Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.

Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.

I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.

smegladyte by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

Smeagled 

1. The act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated.

I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled.

Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!

Smeagled by TraggikEndings April 21, 2006

smelled like a bucket of assholes 

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

smelled like a bucket of assholes by jwagz75 April 27, 2011

smegged 

Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet

(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see

smegged by i<3smegma November 8, 2010

Smegle 

to insult someone online without any consideration of social etiquette or people's feelings, and feeling no remorse. Can also be adapted for day to day use.

On someone's photo on Facebook: "Hey, you look really ugly in this photo."
Reply post: "Did you just Smegle me?"

Guy: "Hey man you stink!"
2nd Guy: "Fuck you Smegle!"

Smegle by FBAvenger October 27, 2012