Smegladoff 

What I call the girl I love.

You're such a smegladoff.

Smegladoff by Bzlots May 9, 2023

smegladoff 

A word she made up that can mean anything.
(When I say it to her it means she is someone I love.)

She's such a smegladoff.

smegladoff by Bzlots May 9, 2023

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.

That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.

Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

Smegladon 

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon

Smegladon by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020